About me

I don't really have to explain what this page is about; it's rather self explanatory.

Basic

Name: Amanda Eleanor [bleep]
Nickname(s): Sprinter
Gender: Female
Birthday: 6/11/91
Location: New Hampshire
Height: 5'3 and a half
Weight: Too much :B
Build: Sorta curvy but also overweight
Skin: White
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Mid back length, dark brown, wavy, curly on the last few inches
Personality: Silly, bitchy, negative, obsessive, weird, random, lazy

BF/husband: Ew
Children: 7 feathered children
Siblings: None
Religion: Agnostic
Diseases/disorders: ADHD, CTD (Connective Tissue Disease), autism
Sexual orientation: Heteroflexible grey-ace
Job: Professional chair sitter
Heritage: English, Spanish, Native American, French
Education: High school (homeschool)

Likes

Friends and family, animals, all the websites I'm on, eating, reading, writing, drawing, reading my own stories, reading old convos/RPs, video games, educational TV, music, downloading songs, stalking Youtube video comments, ranting, blabbing aimlessly, making random noises, talking in weird voices, chatting with friends, RPing, my characters, my birds, talking to my birds in baby voices, long haired guys, masturbating, British accents, making fun of people, stalking people on FB, neon colors, rainbows, waterfalls, cold weather, sparkles, stars, hiking, sniffing things, procrastinating, farting, sometimes watching porn, tits, bird feeder cams, waving at birds, listening to the same songs over and over, picking my nose, sniffing my birds feathers, shoving endless amounts of carbs down my piehole, hoodies, jeggings, looking at pics of food, swearing, psychoanalyzing things, lording my superior IQ over people, ignoring piles of projects to start a new project, looking at old cemeteries even if I never do anymore, wearing the same pair of shoes until they're full of holes, chewing gum 24/7, drinking copious amounts of water and denying I have diabetes, playing with my tits, sitting in weird positions and wondering why my back hurts, daydreaming about sex, gazing at wikipedia for hours and wondering why my work isn't getting done, googling weird random shit, organizing things only to undo it so I can organize it again, daydreaming about the next meal I'll eat, looking at random people on the internet to find ones that look like my chars, gazing at Aidan Turner and wanting his dick, saying MAMAS [insert random thing] to every bird I see, sending my friends random shit, making fun of obnoxious conservatives

Dislikes

Crying and screaming, whining, coughing, loud breathing, body odor, dumb people, immaturity, drama queens, bossy people, snobs, bragging, vain people, conservatives, homophobes, prudes, misogynists, fuckboys, bratty kids, baby boomers, cheaters, deadbeat parents, helicopter parents, people with no personality outside of their kids, breeders in general, obnoxious hunters, poachers, any kind of abuse, Trump, reality TV, rap music, censorship, being forced to do anything, my anxiety, hot weather, bugs, racism, big noses, feet, short hair, vomit, ads on websites, being stared at, being ignored, loud eating noises, repetitive noises, waiting, calories, meat, slow internet, drinking & drugs, fur wearers, dogs, transphobes/TERFs, greed, religion, pro lifers, people jiggling their legs, PMS, ignorance, going to bed, double standards, capitalism, selfish people, boring music, bootlickers, people who whine about shit they did to themselves, changes in routine, wearing socks, men that have no body hair, vegetables, cities, going to the doctor, the scale, having to take a dump, using the toilet paper when only a tiny bit remains, obnoxious rednecks, people who won't modernize, humanity being so obsessed with asses and thrusting those smell trenches in my field of vision steady, the smell of piss or armpits, lazy people (except myself of course), people that are doormats or otherwise pathetic, insane conspiracy theorists, the manosphere, incels, 4chan, white supremacists, people with a fake victim complex, black and white thinking, ableism, shitty drivers, forum trolls, attention whores, militant vegans

Faves

Smells: Skunk, musty basement, garlic
Colors: Black, blue, lime green, pink, purple, red, rainbow
Foods: Cheese and anything with cheese in it (bonus if there's garlic)
Drinks: Water, juice
Animal: Birds
Mythical animal: Unicorns and dragons
Season: Fall
Car: Ford Mustang
Activities: The comp, listening to music, downloading songs, watching TV, reading (of anything), video games, RPing, writing, drawing, walking
Subject in school: When I escaped from it
Music genres: EDM, hard rock, metal, but will listen to most anything
Singers/bands: Shinedown, BFMV, The Birthday Massacre, RED, Skillet, Breaking Benjamin, Within Temptation, Fear Factory, VNV Nation, Covenant, Enya, Three Days Grace, Imagine Dragons, 10 Years, Adelita's Way, Two Steps From Hell, 4 Strings, Katy Perry, Rammstein, DJ Splash, Nickelback, Linkin Park, CHROM, Armin Van Buuren
Songs: God Eater by Fear Factory (but I have a billion others as well)
Book genres: Young adult (because adult books are always OH MARRIAGE, ROMANCE), those foster kid memoirs
Books: Everything Jodi Picoult has written except her last obnoxiously SJW infused ones, Casey Watson and Cathy Glass books
Movie genres: Dramas, horror, documentary
Movies: The Saw series
TV shows: Grey's anatomy, crime shows, medical shows, Steve Wilkos, Dr Phil
Video games: All Spyro games, Kya: Dark lineage, Ratchet and Clank series, anything Pokemon, Neopets: the Darkest Faerie (IT PWNS, STFU), Skyrim, BOTW, Luigi's Mansion 2 and 3, Ori series, Assassin's creed

Least faves

Smells: Shit, puke, man armpits, piss, unwashed ass, dead things
Colors: Yellow, gray, olive green
Foods: Meat, vegetables
Drinks: Alcohol, soda
Animal: Bugs, dogs, humans
Mythical animal: None
Season: Summer, winter
Car: Any of those ugly hybrid fuckers
Activities: Sleeping, shaving
Subject in school: Math
Music genres: Rap, jazz, opera
Singers/bands: Sugarland
Songs: None
Book genres: Fantasy, romance
Books: Little Women was one of the most boring books I've ever read XD
Movie genres: Comedy, chick flick shit, romance
Movies: I don't really have any
TV shows: None
Video games: Well, there was one called Myst that was really stupid and pointless XD

Random facts about me

-I have a weird problem with formality and/or showing kindness. I now know this has to be an autistic social awkwardness thing xD
-I hike every day, rain or shine, sick or healthy
-I really hate being ignored/blown off. That is the quickest way to get me infuriated
-I almost never stop daydreaming about my characters. And even if I try, random ideas often pop up into my brain.
-I'm allergic to some random chemical in turkey. Whenever I eat it, I puke for days
-I once contemplated changing my name to Chelsea. (I don't know lol)
-I nearly lost my left ring finger when I was 4. My Mimi was leaving and I was standing there at the door bawling, and she accidentally slammed the door on my finger. Mom said it was hanging by just nerves, and had to be reattached. The only way you can tell it ever happened is by a few tiny scars from the stitches.
-People's hair is really important to me, especially its length; I love long hair on any gender
-I used to be conservative and closed minded af (ew!)
-I like having my period. I don't even mind the cramps. It's PMS that I loathe because it fucks up my ADHD
-I'm adopted, partially. My biological father left when I was 5, and Mom remarried Walter (aka Hoomina) when I was 7, and he eventually adopted me
-I'm extremely impatient
-I like to have some sort of BG noise when I'm working/chatting. ASMR is perfect for this
-I worry and get paranoid about the weirdest things
-I'm really jumpy, and any sudden noise (and sometimes even my own shadow or hair) jumps me 10 feet XD
-I can wiggle my left ear slightly
-I have a half brother
-I talk to myself all the time
-I hate the looks of knives, especially butcher knives
-I can have trouble with pronouncing words, which is weird considering I'm good with English otherwise
-I've had characters since I was very young, but none were as involved as the ones I have now
-Back in 05, I really did love Ash and consider him my boyfriend. Before that, I was madly in love with Ash Ketchum. Yes I failed at life
-My ears are peirced but I never wear earings
-I always have songs in my head -_-
-I'm EXTREMELY gassy most of the time XD
-I used to be very underweight until I hit puberty
-I have to wear my hair in a ponytail most of the time.
-A lot of my characters have at least one part of my personality incorporated into theirs. And most of them have at least one incident in their past that happened to me. None of the abuse/torture/rape/etc shit though XD
-If I meet someone in the woods, I'm always paranoid that they'll pull out a gun or something. Luckily I have pepper spray :D
-Porta potties make me nervous for some reason, probably because of this incident years ago that this guy hid in porta potties to look at people's asses
-I often 'click' my throat or nose when I breathe, and its infuriating
-I have an autographed postcard from the Kratt brothers, the guys from that kid's show Zoboomafoo. I used to be obsessed with that show when I was young XD
-I have a lot of congestion year round, so I have to have a constant supply of tissues around
-I'm extremely cheap on XD
-I can play a keyboard. But I haven't touched it in years cuz it's in my closet aka dungeon of doom.
-I started drawing basically as soon as I could hold a pencil. I had magna-doodles when I was little, and always doodled stuff in school
-I had straight hair until I was 13 or 14
-I sniff almost everything I come in contact with
-Susan B. Anthony is my 13th generation aunt (no, I'm not making this up)
-I have a mysterious scar on my right forearm and idk where it came from
-I've never broken a bone. I fractured a my foot when I was 12, but that's as close as I've come
-I didn't learn to swim until I was 11
-I have a pea-sized callus type thing on the top of my head (a birthmark)
-I move around/change positions a lot (due to my ADHD)
-Sometimes I say stuff on such an impulse that I can go back and not even remember saying it
-I generally have a good long term memory, and can remember as far back as when I was 2 (it's pretty hazy though). My short term, however...wait, what was I talking about again?
-I often go through short phases of saying a word/phrase a lot, then change to a different word, and so on
-I'm allergic to pollen, and pretty much have a cold until pollen season is over
-I know random bits/phrases from quite a few different languages (mainly German and Spanish)
-I'm supposed to wear glasses, but I stopped wearing them at 15 because they gave me a headache
-I chew gum all day long
-I have 7000+ songs on my mp3 player and steadily rising
-I love reading my old stories and convos. I dunno why
-I rarely burp out loud (unless I happen to be talking when I have one coming). Whenever I burp, it's like a croak in my throat
-I'm really habitual, and do everything the exact same way every day
-I was born with knock-knees (knees turning in sideways) and tight heel cords, so I had to wear leg braces/casts for years to correct and strengthen my legs