The Sprinctionary

8---o - An eyeroll.

:0o - Used when Sprinter likes something, and wants to add something to spice her sentence up. ex: "I like your picture :0o"

/ - Used to surround a word when Sprinter is too lazy to use the italics code, or there isn't a way to make her text italic. ex: "That song is so /stupid/"

AM I UGLY - This is said for the sake of saying something, not a question. So don't bother saying yes/no. ex: "Friend: I got a new video game yesterday. Sprinter: AM I UGLY."

Angel cluster - When more than 2 of Sprinter's finches are cuddled together in a line.

Attack  - Diarea attack. ex: "I want to go back on the comp, but fucking attacks."

Ball castings - Another saying to describe something annoying/sickening.

BAAAAW! - A random noise Sprinter did at her society finch, Cricket.

Blat - Fart. ex: "I gotta blat."

Blooboo - The sound Sprinter used to simulate Cricket's song.

Blubber - Fat. ex: "I have to walk every day to get my blubber off."

Bunyan - Vagina. ex: "My bunyan itches."
Cavilj - A word Sprinter used for Cricket, but not really a nickname.

Desc - Description, because the full word is extremely exhausting to type.

Dibby - A random word Sprinter says at her gouldian finch, Jose.

Ee ee ee - The way Sprinter simulates the bed squeaking during sex. ex: "They have to be closed today so they can go home and ee ee ee"

Erbeep/erbop - A simulation of the sound Sprinter's spice finch makes.

Eyoy - Sprinter's family car.

FALL AND GO BOOM - An expression used when someone is falling asleep.

Fizhog - Face.

Flatlanders - City people, usually those from Mass.

Foon - Non-racist term for black person, whose origins she has no idea of.

Ftlog - For The Love Of God

Gaggt - A word that simulates a fart, generally used for mild dislike.

Gally - Gallbladder.

Gay - Stupid, dumb, etc. ex: "Friend: I lost my job. Sprinter: Gay."

Girks - Doves, derived from Sprinter's ringneck dove, Girk. ex: "Aww, look at the Girks outside!"

Glaxon - Something that's impossible to the point of being bullshit, or fantasy. ex: "I don't want to read Twilight, it's glaxon."
Glunk - Poop.

Heeny- A random word Sprinter said at her dove, Matt.

Henyok - Idiot/loser/etc.

Heylahe - A random word that is said just for the sake of saying something.

Hgh - Another random word, usually said in mild annoyance/dislike toward something.

HI DEAH - Something Sprinter says just for the sake of saying something. Derived from more of Sprinter's grampa's junk.

Hi June, [insert farting/straining noise] - An inside joke derived from someone Sprinter's family knows, who shits on his wife.

Hm, yup - Generally used to express something shocking or surprising, but is sometimes said at random.

Hoomina - A nickname for Sprinter's dad.

Hugno - A nickname for Sprinter's canary, and can be used for all canaries in general.

Hyper spell - When Sprinter's spice finch, Peep, peeps rapidly and zooms around crazily. ex: "Peep is having a hyper spell."

I GOTTA GOOO - Random saying, derived from Sprinter's weird grampa.

I GOTTA SHIT, FORGIVE ME - A phrase Sprinter says at Asian men, quoting the Asian guy that says it in the Human Centipede

Idiots - People. Usually used when an area is too crowded. ex: "My god, this place is full of idiots."

It's inching - Used when Sprinter has to take a shit.

Jab - Sex. ex: "Ash and Martha did the jab."

Lampy - The trailer park Sprinter lives in, which is called Lamplighters.

Lid  - An adjective similar to hgh, but usually used to describe a person who is annoying. ex: "Obama is lid"

Load - Semen. ex: "Ash fired his load into Martha's ass."

Logging - When someone eats an excessive amount of food. Derived from "Eating like a man logging." ex: "Friend: I had a 5 course dinner today. Sprinter: LOGGING"

Mama's [random word/phrase] - What Sprinter says whenever she sees a bird.

MAW, THE DAWG'S DEYD - A random saying Sprinter likes, which she once heard on an "Animal cops: Houston" episode.

Miller - Sprinter's furnace.

Merged - Cudding. ex: "Awww, the birds are merged!"

Muh - Random word, used in the same context as hgh (mild annoyance). ex: "Friend: I gotta go early. Sprinter: Muh"

Munge - A word Sprinter uses to describe meat or seafood. ex: "Mom: We're having haddock tonight. Sprinter: MUNGE!"

My hobbkbobopafpfb (or other random letters) - Period or tampon. ex: "My bdiubfuegboiwhowr started/I have to change my ghofignsogi"
Noi - A random word Sprinter says at parakeets.

Nostigongia - A word used to describe a fat/skanky woman.

OF COURSE IN [insert amount of time] THAT [insert random word] - Sprinter's announcement that she had to visit her grampa.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH/OOH OOH OOH - Used to simulate wailing or freaking out.

P_P - Annoyed. ex: "People won't answer my neomails P_P"

Peach/Poopches - A word used to describe a tall, oafish person, or anything sports related. Derived from Sprinter's old ringneck dove, Peaches. ex: "Mom, did you see that Peach guy?"

Pin - A non-racist term for a Native American. Derived from Sprinter's NA friend, Pin.

Plain - The secret word Sprinter and her mom use when her dad is annoying. Derived from "Complain"

Plug- Tampon.

Riiiiiiight - Something Sprinter's grampa used to say for no apparent reason, and therefore, Sprinter also says it for no apparent reason.

Sawing wood - Snoring.

Se - Non-racist term for hispanic people/culture. Derived from Jose, Sprinter's Gouldian finch. ex: "That guy looks se."

Shitter - Toilet.

Shit tank - Bowels.

Spots - Mysterious red spots Sprinter used to get on her arms.

Tit gut  - When old women's boobs droop to their stomach.

Tit restraint - Bra.

Toe music - Music box type music. Derived from the way it somehow reminds Sprinter of little baby feet/toes.

Toesy - A variation of "Yoesy (yo)".
Tuppence (n) - A mildly insulting phrase.

Welp - Generally used when seeing/hearing something gross.

Yap - Mouth.

YDI - An acronym for "You deserve it." From the website "FML".