BASIC
NAME: Warren Joseph Johnson Senior
NICKNAME: Senior
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: May 26th 1962
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 170lbs
HAIR: Auburn, curly, slightly long
BUILD: Muscular but getting soft in the middle
FACIAL HAIR: Stubble
EYES: Blue
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: Idk
PERSONALITY: Old fashioned, opinionated, irritable, quick tempered, caring if you're not something he hates
STYLE: Country boy
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Irish
BIRTHPLACE: Somewhere in ME
CURRENT LOCATION: I never said
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Manly
POSTURE: Normal
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: Misc scars from farming/dealing with animals
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: A tattoo with his sons names and birthdates
ALLERGIES: Cats
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Heart problems from garbage diet he refuses to change
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: Smokes
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school
PAST JOBS: Idk
CURRENT JOB: Car salesman
FINANCIAL STATUS: Working class
LIVING SITUATION: A farmhouse
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A truck
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: Summer 1984 at a pow wow
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Soon after meeting
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): Fall 1984
CHILDREN: Harrison Johnson (born in 1982), Warren Johnson (born in 1985), Kody Johnson (born in 2017, adopted)
PARENTS: Joseph and Mayella Johnson (deceased)
SIBLINGS: Judy Schubert (younger)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Hunter Johnson, Parker Johnson, Morgan Johnson, Taylor Johnson, Marlowe Johnson, Austin Johnson, Jessica Johnson (grandchildren), Dawson Capriotti, Trenton Schubert (nephews), Katrina Lucas (niece), Denver Schubert, Anthony Lucas (grand nephews), Zeena Lucas, Jillian Capriotti (grand neices), Andrea Johnson (great granddaughter, deceased)
PETS: Farm animals
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Above average
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: Sadie Johnson (ex wife)
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 14
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 18
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Fishing, hunting
INTERESTS: Farm shit, politics, guns, old cars
PREFERRED FOOD: Anything filled with fat and unhealthiness
PREFERRED MUSIC: Classic rock, country
PREFERRED BANDS: All that boring old shit like LOL MERLE HAGGARD
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: The news, the history channel
PREFERRED BOOKS: None
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Tofu, green things, healthy foods
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Rap, "young people's music"
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Anything with liberal agendas on it
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Red, blue
LIKES: Guns, farming, being outside, trucks, hunting, fishing, meat, traditional values, bitching, triggering liberals, ogling the news and wondering why his blood pressure is 309583059. garbage food then OH WHY DO I HAVE HEART PROBLEMS, pining over the good ole days, his family
DISLIKES: Liberals, leftists (despite marrying one), criminals, idiots, anyone under 40, anti Americans, Antifa, SJWs, obnoxious vegans, vegetables, tofu, BLM, too much woke drove in his face, when Biden draws breaths, bleeding hearts, insane feminists. his flabby gut
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: None
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Christian (barely practices)
POLITICAL POSITION: Conservative but less than he used to be
ABORTION: Pro life
HOMOSEXUALITY: Neutral
FEMINISM: Finds it obnoxious but isn't actively sexist, just LOL TRADITION YO
SPANKING: Supports
VACCINATIONS: Supports except for the covid one because WELL FOX NEWS SAID YO
CIRCUMCISION: Supports
BLM: Against cuz OH GOD HOW COULD THEY DEFY THOSE PRECIOUS BEAUTIFUL COPS YO
GUNS: Supports
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports
OTHER: Had COVID-19 in 2020 (yet still won't get vaccinated). Was shot protecting his wife during a robbery in 2016. Grew up on a farm, and took over the farm once his parents died. Has had several heart attacks.