BASIC

NAME: Koen Theodore Hudson
NICKNAME: None (how can you shorten it any more lol)
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: April 19th 1970
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 170lbs
HAIR: Brown, long, tied in ponytail
BUILD: Leanly muscular aka the usual guy size
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Australian accent
PERSONALITY: Quiet, kind, sensitive, squeamish, protective
STYLE: Idk

RACE/NATIONALITY

NATIONALITY: Australian
RACE: Biracial
ETHNICITY: Aboriginal/white
BIRTHPLACE: Boggabilla, NSW, Australia
CURRENT LOCATION: Armidale, NSW, Australia

BODY

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 9
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Normal
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: Maybe some from child abuse idk
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: Has 3958903 allergies to various things
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: Snakes, anything that has more than 4 legs
OTHER ISSUES: Can be clumsy
VICES: Smokes cigars

PAST

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Meh
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Broken, unstable
TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: His parents divorcing at age 6, his mom having an abusive BF
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived between his parents (neither really wanted him)
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Divorced

STATUS

EDUCATION: High school, 2 years of trade school
PAST JOBS: Idk
CURRENT JOB: Electrician
FINANCIAL STATUS: Working class
LIVING SITUATION: A house
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Prolly just some boring ordinary truck

FAMILY

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Rianna Hudson, wife
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: In the 80s, and they met each other fishing (how mundane!)
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Idk
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): 1990
CHILDREN: Jeremy Hudson (born in 1984), Cecelia Hudson (born in 1992)
PARENTS: Random old farts
SIBLINGS: None
EXTENDED FAMILY: None
PETS: None

SEX/LOVE

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: No
PAST LOVERS: None because he's that boring
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 13
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 13
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None

PERSONALITY

HOBBIES: Baseball, reading, watching TV, collecting baseball cards
INTERESTS: Sports, trivia, movies
PREFERRED FOOD: Will eat most anything
PREFERRED MUSIC: Rock, classic rock
PREFERRED BANDS: None
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Adventure type stuff (not westerns but....outdoor stuff idk)
PREFERRED BOOKS: Trivia books or ones with quirky stuff like LOL RIPLEYS
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: None
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Women shit
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Brown, black
LIKES: Sports, reading, learning random facts, beating people that bother his kids, the C word, baseball hats, kids, shoveling his wifes cooking into his piehole (what little his stomach can hold)
DISLIKES: Racists, blood, gross things, his parents, anyone bothering his wife or kids, bugs/creepy crawlies, shitty weather, his tiny stomach capacity

SKILLS

IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Good
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: Average
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good

BELIEFS

RELIGION: Spiritual
POLITICAL POSITION: Centrist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Against (doesn't have the heart to do it)
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Neutral
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against

OTHER: Grosses out easily. Is slightly superstitious. Ran away at age 12 to get away from his mom's garbage BF. Has -90 stomach capacity.

BASIC

NAME: Rianna Catherine Hudson
NICKNAME: Ri
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: June 29th 1970
HEIGHT: 5'5
WEIGHT: 130lbs
HAIR: Black, curly, medium length
BUILD: Slim
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Australian accent
PERSONALITY: Tough, bold, outspoken
STYLE: Idk

RACE/NATIONALITY

NATIONALITY: Australian
RACE: Indigenous
ETHNICITY: Aboriginal
BIRTHPLACE: Toomelah, NWS, Australia
CURRENT LOCATION: Armidale, NSW, Australia

BODY

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 8
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Confident
POSTURE: The same
MANNERISMS: Tosses her hair often (to get it out of her face)
SCARS: A few from boar encounters, outdoor accidents, etc
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: None

PAST

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Mostly normal but tough/poor
TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Her parents dying when she was 12
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents, then with her grandma when they died
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married

STATUS

EDUCATION: Only until 8th grade because she was kicked out
PAST JOBS: Idk
CURRENT JOB: Butcher cuz she's THAT unfeminine
FINANCIAL STATUS: Working class
LIVING SITUATION: Warren's house where he takes in all the strays apparently
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some manly ass truck

FAMILY

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Koen Hudson, husband
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: In the 80s, and they met each other fishing (how mundane!)
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Idk
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): 1990
CHILDREN: Jeremy Hudson (born in 1984), Cecelia Hudson (born in 1992)
PARENTS: Random geeks that are both dead
SIBLINGS: 2 brothers and a sister
EXTENDED FAMILY: None
PETS: None

SEX/LOVE

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Average
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: None because she's that boring
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 13
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 13 (yes I know ftlog)
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None

PERSONALITY

HOBBIES: Hunting, fishing, hiking
INTERESTS: Outdoor shit, food preserving, homesteading shit, Indigenous activism
PREFERRED FOOD: Meat and taters yo
PREFERRED MUSIC: Prolly OH TRADITIONAL MUSIC with a bit of classic rock
PREFERRED BANDS: None
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
PREFERRED BOOKS: Shit about her interests
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: None
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Green
LIKES: Being outside, getting her own food, Aboriginal events, hunting, fishing, being tough, warm weather, activism, cooking, spending time with Jeremy, teasing her husband
DISLIKES: Racists, religion, obnoxious vegans, people telling her to be more feminine, the fact she lost so much time with Jeremy, CPS, her grandma, being thought of as weak because she's a woman, the adoption industry, people implying she's uncivilized, cold weather, her husband beating people steady

SKILLS

IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Good
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: Average (but hates it)
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good

BELIEFS

RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Moderate left
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Supports but only very rarely
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Supports but not like an insane American OH USES IT AS A DILDO IN JOY
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against

OTHER: None



BASIC

 

NAME: Catherine Theresa Johnson (nee Wilson)

NICKNAME: None

GENDER: Female

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

BIRTHDAY: June 7th 1983

HEIGHT: 5'2

WEIGHT: 120lbs

BUILD: Petite

HAIR: Brown, long, in a ponytail

FACIAL HAIR: None

EYES: Brown

SKIN TONE: White

VOICE/ACCENT: Idk

PERSONALITY: Caring, quiet, shy

STYLE: I forgot cuz I never draw her

 

RACE/NATIONALITY

 

NATIONALITY: American

RACE: White

ETHNICITY: Idk

BIRTHPLACE: San Antonio, Texas

CURRENT LOCATION: Somewhere in ME

 

BODY

 

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 7

WALK STYLE: Normal

SCARS: None

TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: A rose on her wrist

ALLERGIES: None

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Diabetes (juvenile onset), issues with motor skills

MENTAL DISABILITIES: None

FEARS: None

OTHER ISSUES: Short term memory loss

VICES: None

 

PAST

 

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good

TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal

TYPE OF STUDENT: Average

TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Abusive BF in high school

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents

PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married

 

STATUS

 

EDUCATION: High school

PAST JOBS: I forgot

CURRENT JOB: Disabled

FINANCIAL STATUS: Poor

LIVING SITUATION: An apartment

VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A car

 

FAMILY

 

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None

CHILDREN: Taylor Johnson (born in 2004), Marlowe Johnson (born in 2016)

PARENTS: Deborah and Hugh Wilson

SIBLINGS: Eric Wilson (older)

EXTENDED FAMILY: Andrea Johnson (granddaughter), Deena Wilson (deceased), Shelby Wilson (neices), Timothy Wilson (nephew)

PETS: A cat

 

SEX/LOVE

 

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Small

PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None

PAST LOVERS: Some abusive jackass in HS (I forgot his name), Harrison Johnson (ex husband), another abusive loser

AGE OF FIRST KISS: 17

AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 18

FETISHES: None

TURN ONS: None

TURN OFFS: None

 

PERSONALITY

 

HOBBIES: Crafting, knitting, other boring soccer mom shit

PREFERRED FOOD: Eats most anything

PREFERRED MUSIC: Light rock

PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Boring HGTV shit

PREFERRED BOOKS: Women shit like LOL BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS

LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: None

LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Obnoxious shit

LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None

LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black, pink, purple

LIKES: Flowers, crafting, hot weather, neatness, being in the house, clothes, jewelry, quiet

DISLIKES: Being outside, getting dirty, cooking, messiness (good thing she got rid of Harry), loud obnoxious music, being called Cat

 

SKILLS

 

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English

LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average

COOKING: Poor (harry: ftlog)
MECHANICS: None
SEWING: Very good

PARENTING/NURTURING: Good

INTRAPERSONAL: Average

SINGING/DANCING: None

ARTISAN/CRAFTS: Sewing, knitting, general crafting

SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Poor

 

BELIEFS

 

RELIGION: Christian

POLITICAL POSITION: Mostly conservative

ABORTION: Pro life

HOMOSEXUALITY: Neutral

FEMINISM: Neutral

SPANKING: Supports

VACCINATIONS: Supports

CIRCUMCISION: Neutral

BLM: Neutral

GUNS: Supports

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports

 

BACKSTORY: She had a normal life (as normal as life can be with Eric) until age 16 when she dated a random abusive guy who Eric beat to near death when he found out. Shortly after this, her family moved from Texas to NH for some work shit or whatever and Catherine met Harry on her first day of school and was enamoured by that geek for some reason. The two became inseparable almost immediately and put everyone in a constant state of nausea from all their gushing. They got engaged at age 19 and everyone screamed about them being too young and Harry got so butthurt he moved out, and they married at age 20. After getting married, they lived in Texas for a year because Catherine was homesick, and they had their son Taylor. Then Harry came to his senses and realized no one wants to live in that conservative weird shaped state so he came back to NH. In 2007, Catherine and Taylor both died because some drunk loser hit their car, but they both returned in 2012 because accuracy is pointless. In 2016 they had another child, Marlowe, and soon after this Catherine started cheating with some boring business guy because Harry was boring in bed. When Harry found out about the affair in 2017, he went and revenge cheated and forgot to wear a condom like a 16 year old, and they divorced once they found out Harry's mistress got preggers. When she ended up losing full custody of her kids in the divorce, she attempted suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning, but it ended up causing brain damage rather than killing her. She now dates random abusive losers because she misses Harry but still won't admit she should've just not cheated.

OTHER: None

BASIC

 

NAME: Eric Nicholas Wilson

NICKNAME: Ric

GENDER: Male

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

BIRTHDAY: Feb. 17th 1979

HEIGHT: 6'0

WEIGHT: 195lbs

BUILD: Muscular

HAIR: Brown, undercut mohawk

FACIAL HAIR: Beard

EYES: Brown

SKIN TONE: White

VOICE/ACCENT: Idk

PERSONALITY: Selfish, wild, rebellious, immature

STYLE: Bikerish

 

RACE/NATIONALITY

 

NATIONALITY: American

RACE: White

ETHNICITY: Idk

BIRTHPLACE: San Antonio, Texas

CURRENT LOCATION: Somewhere in ME

 

BODY

 

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10

WALK STYLE: Has a slight limp

SCARS: None

TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Eyebrow peircing

ALLERGIES: None

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Injured hip (old break)

MENTAL DISABILITIES: Chronic Jerk Disorder

FEARS: None

OTHER ISSUES: None

VICES: Smokes

 

PAST

 

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good

TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal

TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor

TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents

PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married

 

STATUS

 

EDUCATION: High school dropout

PAST JOBS: Drummer in Dawson's band

CURRENT JOB: Prolly some minimum wage shit

FINANCIAL STATUS: Poor because he sucks at managing money

LIVING SITUATION: An apartment

VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some souped up car that he paid supposed to be child support money on

 

FAMILY

 

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None

CHILDREN: Timothy Wilson (born in 2002), Shelby Wilson (born in 2004), Deena Wilson (born in 2006, deceased), some random kid born in 2021

PARENTS: Deborah and Hugh Wilson

SIBLINGS: Catherine Johnson (younger)

EXTENDED FAMILY: Taylor Johnson (nephew), Marlowe Johnson (neice)

PETS: A snake

 

SEX/LOVE

 

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None

PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Above average

CIRCUMCISED: Yes

PAST LOVERS: Some drunk chick named Christy, some random chick named Shiela, 406986 other hookups

AGE OF FIRST KISS: 12

AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 14

FETISHES: None

TURN ONS: None

TURN OFFS: None

 

PERSONALITY

 

HOBBIES: Playing drums, going to the bar, drinking, hooking up with random skanks

PREFERRED FOOD: Meat

PREFERRED MUSIC: Metal, dubstep

PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Men shit with LOL HOT BABES AND CARS

PREFERRED BOOKS: None

LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: None

LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None

LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None

LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: All of them cuz he's allergic to learning
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Brown, red, black

LIKES: Sex, hooking up, concerts, drinking, vrooming around on his motorcycle and being badass, tattoos, peircings, blowing large amounts of money, beating Harry, hot weather

DISLIKES: Harry, spending money on things that don't involve himself, cold weather, his exes

 

SKILLS

 

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English

LANGUAGE/WRITING: Okay (isn't the best speller)

COOKING: Needs fire department on call
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: Lolllllll

PARENTING/NURTURING: Poor because he's selfish

INTRAPERSONAL: Average

SINGING/DANCING: Sings well

ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None

SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good (especially the mattress division)

 

BELIEFS

 

RELIGION: None

POLITICAL POSITION: Doesn't give a flying fuck

ABORTION: Pro choice (so he can get rid of his obligations yo)

HOMOSEXUALITY: Neutral

FEMINISM: Neutral

SPANKING: Neutral

VACCINATIONS: Neutral

CIRCUMCISION: Neutral

BLM: Neutral

GUNS: Supports

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports

 

BACKSTORY: Eric was basically a douchenozzle right from his birth, showing discipline problems in early childhood that his conservative Texas parents' wonderful corporal punishment didn't cure. By his teenage years, he was a rebellious pain in the ass and his parents prolly were overjoyed on the day he moved out. In his 20s he knocked up some random chick Named Christy and had his first son Timothy, but shockingly he was a deadbeat who'd rather party than parent. At some point Christy became a drunk, prolly from the stress of living with that failure she married. Shortly after having their daughter Shelby, Christy found out Eric cheated on some skank named Sheila and dumped him. Sheila later had his final kid named Deena. But he remained a womanizing, drinking, selfish asshole and spent his money on upgrading his car and wooing sluts instead of paying child support. He became an even greater ass when his sister Catherine met her BF Harry and he was a jealous controlling turd that tried to break them up, just because he heard Harry beat up some kid once. When Catherine died a few years later, he blamed Harry even if he wasn't even there, and started drinking even more until he got into a motorcycle accident and broke his hip (which he still whines about to this day). In 2012, he finally stopped being a deadbeat when his daughter Deena died, but he remained a jackass in every other way and still hates Harry for no reason.

OTHER: Played in a garage band as a teen. Used to play drums in Dawson's band until Dawson booted him out for a reason I forgot (most likely because he was a jerkoff somehow).



BASIC

 

NAME: Ariana Josephine Richardson

NICKNAME: None

GENDER: Female

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

BIRTHDAY: Sept. 5th 1968

HEIGHT: 5'5

WEIGHT: 125lbs

BUILD: Petite (dancer's build)

HAIR: Reddish brown (greying), curly, long

FACIAL HAIR: None

EYES: Green

SKIN TONE: White (pale)

VOICE/ACCENT: Idk

PERSONALITY: Motherly, quiet, caring (as long as you abide by the rules of her old book), devout

STYLE: Elegant

 

RACE/NATIONALITY

 

NATIONALITY: American

RACE: White

ETHNICITY: Irish

BIRTHPLACE: Frenata, ME

CURRENT LOCATION: The same cuz she's that lame

 

BODY

 

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 7

WALK STYLE: Elegant

SCARS: A scar across her stomach from a sword attack

TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None cuz OH IT'S AGAINST GOD YO

ALLERGIES: None

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None

MENTAL DISABILITIES: Excessive Christianity Disorder

FEARS: None

OTHER ISSUES: Is unable to have children (voluntary sterilization)

VICES: None

 

PAST

 

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good

TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal

TYPE OF STUDENT: Average

TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents

PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married (so basic lol)

 

STATUS

 

EDUCATION: High school, college for whatever you'd have to do to be a Florist

PAST JOBS: None

CURRENT JOB: Florist

FINANCIAL STATUS: Wealthy

LIVING SITUATION: Some rich ass fancy house

VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some ugly old woman car

 

FAMILY

 

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None cuz no one will tolerate her religious nonsense

CHILDREN: Thomas Richardson (born in 1997)

PARENTS: Bla and Blee Richardson (I forgot their names lmao)

SIBLINGS: Hal Richardson (younger), Ariel Reed (older), Anna Bridger (older)

EXTENDED FAMILY: Various cousins and nieces and nephews that remain uncreated cuz she's boring

PETS: None

 

SEX/LOVE

 

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Average

PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None

PAST LOVERS: Gregory Schiavinno (dated for like 9 years or something idk), Steve South (dated from 2010-2019 or around there)

AGE OF FIRST KISS: 18

AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 24 (cuz Greg pressured her)

FETISHES: That's too non God yo

TURN ONS: None

TURN OFFS: A wedding ring not being present

 

PERSONALITY

 

HOBBIES: Gardening, flower shit, nagging Thomas, shoving homophobic shit in Thomas's face, ballet

PREFERRED FOOD: Regular home cooked shit

PREFERRED MUSIC: Celtic, religious gay

PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: That uplifting Christian shit

PREFERRED BOOKS: The same, and the Bible

LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Greg's dick

LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None

LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Ones with swears or blood or anything else actually entertaining

LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: The same
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Pink, red, purple

LIKES: Being outside, flowers, warm weather, dancing, singing, animals (until she's hungry then LOL DOMINION), children, long skirts, shoving Christian crap in her face 24/7, thinking she's better than everyone else, fawning over Thomas

DISLIKES: Swears, most men, sex without being married, dealing with men, Thomas being gay, mean people even if she's one by being a homophobe but fundie logic, feminism cuz we belong in the kitchen apparently, if Thomas is in any sort of distress (unless it has to do with homophobia then who cares)

 

SKILLS

 

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English

LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average

COOKING: Good
MECHANICS: None
SEWING: Good

PARENTING/NURTURING: Good except the fact she doesn't nurture her son anymore because he's gay

INTRAPERSONAL: Average

SINGING/DANCING: Does both well

ARTISAN/CRAFTS: Flower arranging

SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average

 

BELIEFS

 

RELIGION: Devout Christian

POLITICAL POSITION: Christian right

ABORTION: Pro life even if the mother is 8 years old and will explode birthing it

HOMOSEXUALITY: Against

FEMINISM: Against because we have to be men's puppets yo

SPANKING: Supports cuz LOL SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE CHILD YO

VACCINATIONS: Supports

CIRCUMCISION: Supports cuz we're imperfect even if God doesn't make mistakes 

BLM: Knowing those farts WELP ITS HIDEOUS CUZ COPS AND AUTHORITY ARE EVERYTHING

GUNS: Against

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against cuz OH ITS MEAN YO

 

OTHER: Was in an abusive relationship with Gregory Schiavinno for 9 years (not shocking since she moved in after knowing him like 4 days).

BASIC

 

NAME: Thomas George Richardson

NICKNAME: Tom

GENDER: Male

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Gay

BIRTHDAY: July 19th 1997

HEIGHT: 5'10

WEIGHT: 175lbs

HAIR: Brown, long, partially tied back

BUILD: Muscular

FACIAL HAIR: Soul patch

EYES: Brown

SKIN TONE: White, freckled on face and shoulders

VOICE/ACCENT: Idk

PERSONALITY: Easily angered, a bit grouchy, impulsive, introverted

STYLE: Athletic, a little punky

 

RACE/NATIONALITY

 

NATIONALITY: American

RACE: White

ETHNICITY: Half Irish, half Italian

BIRTHPLACE: A pirate ship

CURRENT LOCATION: Rye, NH

 

BODY

 

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 11

DOMINANT HAND: Right

WALK STYLE: Manly

POSTURE: A bit aggressive/unfriendly

MANNERISMS: Fiddles with beard/lip ring often

SCARS: None

TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Some kind of tattoo (I forgot) he got just to spite his mom

ALLERGIES: Religion

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None

MENTAL DISABILITIES: None

FEARS: None

OTHER ISSUES: Occasional back pain from a childhood injury

VICES: None

 

PAST

 

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good

TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Tumultuous until age 4, then it was normal

TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor

TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: His father breaking his back during a beating as a child, seeing his mother being abused, being sent to a Christian facility as a teen

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his mother and stepfather

PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: They were never married

 

STATUS

 

EDUCATION: High school

PAST JOBS: None

CURRENT JOB: Fitness trainer

FINANCIAL STATUS: Idk

LIVING SITUATION: Idk

VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A truck

 

FAMILY

 

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None

CHILDREN: None

PARENTS: Ariana Richardson, Gregory Schiavinno (deceased)

SIBLINGS: None

EXTENDED FAMILY: Hal Richardson (uncle), Ariel Reed (aunt), Anna Bridger (aunt)

PETS: None

 

SEX/LOVE

 

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None

PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average

CIRCUMCISED: Yes

PAST LOVERS: Random dudes he cheated on Leo with, Leon Cohen-Valaine (ex boyfriend for the aforementioned reason lol)

AGE OF FIRST KISS: 14

AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 17

FETISHES: None

TURN ONS: None

TURN OFFS: None

 

PERSONALITY

 

HOBBIES: Biking, watching sports, football, weightlifting, going to the gym, jogging

TALENTS: Smelling up the house with his fitness equipment

SKILLS: None

DIET: General American junk food and meat diet

PREFERRED MUSIC: Rock, some rap

PREFERRED BANDS: Mudvayne, Godsmack, Five Finger Death Punch, LL Kool J

PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Men shit

PREFERRED BOOKS: Sports Illustrated

LIKES: Fitness, exercise, the outdoors, biking, the ocean, football, sports in general, being alone, quiet, sitting around with body odor and wondering why Leo left, dogs

DISLIKES: His father, religion, his mother most of the time, sissy boys, homophobes, morons, fat people, children, not having access to Leo's Italian sausage anymore, cleaning, reading, excessively liberal shit

 

SKILLS

 

IQ: Average

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English

LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average

COOKING: None
MECHANICS: Some
SEWING: None

PARENTING/NURTURING: Poor

INTRAPERSONAL: Average

SINGING/DANCING: None

ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None

SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Very good

 

BELIEFS

 

RELIGION: Antitheist

POLITICAL POSITION: Mostly conservative

ABORTION: Doesn't give a flying fuck

HOMOSEXUALITY: Well obviously supports

FEMINISM: Prolly thinks its 8----B

SPANKING: Supports

VACCINATIONS: Supports, thinks anti vaxxers are idiots

CIRCUMCISION: Neutral

BLM: Neutral

GUNS: Supports

 

BACKSTORY: He was born on a ship, where his brainless mother Ariana lived with some loser named Greg she ran off with after knowing him 4 days. She kept him out of harms way as much as possible, but he witnessed much abuse, and was beaten by Greg once so hard that his back broke. When Thomas was 4, Ariana finally escaped Greg, and they lived a normal life until Thomas came out as gay at age 14. From then on, Ariana constantly was in his face with all that Jesus shit, which Thomas ignored as any sane person would. Things finally came to a head when Thomas was 17 and ended up hooking up with Leo Smallwood, and Ariana sent Thomas to conversion therapy. For several months, Thomas was physically and verbally abused, as well as undergoing electroshock therapy, but was still just as gay when he left because that shit is worthless. He approached Leo for a relationship, wanting to get away from his mother ASAP, but Leo resisted for months until he finally gave in to shut that fucker up. They were together for 6 years, with neither admitting they weren't entirely happy, until 2021 when Thomas cheated with some random guy and Leo kicked him out. Thomas suffered a mental breakdown because apparently he was the victim, and after trying to kill Leo in a fit of rage, he was heaved into a mental hospital, where it was finally discovered that he had used Leo as a coping mechanism after the trauma he'd suffered.

OTHER: Wanted to become a football player, but didn't meet the physical requirements.



Sabrina Roxanne Sommers, born in Jan. 10th 1989, is Edward's friend from the Army, and the mother of his adopted daughter Jillian Capriotti. She used to serve in the intelligence branch of the Army, until her health began to fail and forced her to quit. She is now quite weak and frail from celiac disease, anemia, and the many allergies she suffers from, or what Warren's dad would say was her parents coddling her too much. She is quiet and to herself, and can be sharp or sarcastic if pushed, such as when she was in labor and ripped everyone's head off. She has little involvement in Jillian's life, despite agreeing to an open adoption, as she has little mothering instincts, yet for some reason she didn't just not have a child.

Marlene Lillian Richmond is Brittany Miller's best friend since 6th grade, born on Feb. 13th 1995. She lived a normal life until she entered an abusive relationship in 2016. After she revealed she was pregnant with another man's child (conceived before the relationship), the abuse worsened, instead of the guy just leaving if it offended his ass. At some point I forgot, the boyfriend ended up being arrested and going to prison. Marlene gave birth to her daughter Esmerelda (Esme) in 2017, on the same day Warren had his abuse trial so he was blowing nervous diarea in the bathroom while Marlene gave birth. She briefly got back with the abuser after he got out of jail, but after the abuse started again (what a shock!), she left him for good. Since then, she has been through a string of abusive relationships, and eventually ran away with an abusive man and abandoned her daughter (after admitting she hadn't taken to motherhood). Aside from her relationship problems, she is a fruitarian vegan and is dedicated to healthy living. Pity she doesn't value mental health and keeps dealing with crap piles that make her miserable.



Oswald "Ocean" Woods is Gail's younger brother (born in 1992) who, despite the circumstances, had become friends with the South family during the time Gail harrassed them. For some reason, even if his leg was burned off during the fire Nikita started, and she killed his future neice or nephew, he was totally fine with these people. However, after Gail's murder, Oswald no longer spoke to them, but he still kept the secret even if that's 0% accurate but I need an excuse as to why Ash isn't in jail. He went through a rebellious phase for several years afterwards (heaven knows why), and became a teen father after impregnating his girlfriend in 2011. After this, he turned his life around and now raises his daughter as a single father. Years ago he was a nerd that was into space and sudokus but idk what his interests are anymore and I'm too lazy to go look at Box's page where she said it.

Rita is a friend of Ash's and also a former girlfriend except they didn't have sex ever cuz she's boring. They met in 2005 and initially bonded because Rita was also afflicted with a curse, which resided inside an amulet she wore (if removed, it would kill her). In the beginning, she was timid, shy and depressed, which Ash, recovering from his own past trauma, related to well. In 2007, Rita admitted to having a crush on Ash (which she'd had for a long time), and Ash reluctantly agreed to try a relationship, despite not having any feelings for her. However, the relationship soon fizzled, as Ash had moved on well from his trauma, and felt dragged down by Rita's depression, and her timid demeanor clashed with his outdoorsy lifestyle. She was also boring and dressed like a little girl and Ash's dick was unable to respond. The two lost contact for many years after this, leading Rita to find her own place in the world. As a result of this self discovery journey, she changed immensely and gained confidence in herself. She and Ash have since regained contact, though they still only speak rarely (mainly because I never RP with anyone anymore because I'm lazy).



Enemies

Gregory Schiavinno (right) and Fletcher Ross (left) are two pirates that were the leaders of a notorious crew circling the oceans near Brookeville. Gregory was born in 1966 to two seafaring parents, and knows little else but a life of sailing and piracy cuz apparently a job isn't in their vocabulary. He never went to school, and therefore cannot read, write, or tell time, otherwise known as "stupidity". He met Fletcher on a port stop as a young man, and he pitied the filthy homeless man and accepted him into his crew. Fletcher was a sadistic man who enjoyed the pain of others, a game that Greg soon became interested in as well. The crew began to take in captives in order to torture them, as well as for slave labor, or sexual services for female captives (when if they'd just wash and be normal maybe they'd get laid). Greg met Ariana Richardson in 1991, and was able to convince her to join his crew cuz apparently she had 0 brains. This commenced a decade long abusive relationship, which produced one child, Thomas Richardson. Shortly after Ariana escaped, the pirates captured then 12 year old Ash South, and tortured and worked him for a year and a half (instead of doing their own work and stop being lazy bastards). At this time, he also had 13 year old Poe Garret as a part of his crew. When Ash was finally set free, it was a few months before the pirates saw him again. He had come across them while on the beach, and became consumed with anger. He attempted to murder Fletcher by holding him under water, but his friend James stopped him because he's THAT much of a liberal to cry about that waste of skin. After the boys had left, Greg recovered the unconscious Fletcher, and worked on him for several hours until he finally regained consciousness. However, he was brain damaged (more than he already was), and had severe deficits to his left arm and leg, which made him rely on a cane to walk properly. It's just so heartbreaking I can barely stand it.

The pirates didn't see Ash again until years later, when Fletcher unexpectedly ran into the now 18 year old. Ash once again became enraged, and brutally murdered Fletcher in a fit of rage by chopping him up into many pieces. Poe helped Ash cover up the murder because no one deserves to go to prison for killing that garbage. Greg fell into depression after this (yet cares nothing about the depression of his victims), as Fletcher had been his best friend for many years, and he couldn't seem to find joy without him, because for some reason he actually found joy in that cretin. His misery was ended later that year, when Ash finally killed him as well but I forgot the exact method, which Poe also covered up because who cares about those butt hairs.

Bradley (Brad), Theodore (Ted) and Raymond (Ray) Roberts are a trio of sadistic brothers who tormented a number of the other characters. Brad and Ted were twins, born to a battered mother in 1970, who went into labor several weeks early due to a beating (why she wanted to keep the demon seeds of that bitch, I have no idea). As a result, Brad was born with brain damage and a low IQ. In 1975, Ray was born because she still had sex with that turd instead of chopping his dick off. From a very early age, Ray displayed the same sadistic, conniving characteristics as his father, and despite their age gap, he acted as a leader to the twins as early as he was able to form thoughts (because they were basically morons and could be led by a snail). When Ray was 7 years old, and the twins 12, their father shot their mother in front of them, prolly over something dumb like dinner was late, and forced them to help him bury her body. From then on, his abuse was focused on them, and the boys' lives became a nightmare of verbal abuse, control and physical punishments. The boys were forced to often push furniture against their doors to keep their father out, but even then, he would sometimes break down the door cuz he was basically a gorilla. 5 years later, the boys had had enough, even if I would've after 5 seconds. Ray, now 12, came up with the idea to kill their father, which the twins, as they usually did, agreed to. They spiked his alcohol (which he inevitably would drink that evening) with sleeping pills, and once he had fallen asleep, they began to torture him. He woke up in the middle of this, and the boys became even more wicked, turning to whips, cutting, burning, and other torture before they finally shot him. They then burned their house down, and retreated into the woods. Over the next new months, they built a large cabin for the three of them to live in, which soon became their "base of operations".

For you see, after the murder of their father, something sinister was awakened within the 3 brothers, a taste for sadism and hurting others (instead of getting therapy). They tried to keep this urge at bay as much as possible, knowing they could easily be detected, and so they only rarely took in captives. This was made easier when they found a smaller shack further down the mountain; with two locations, it would be harder to find them. In 2007, they were forced to go into hiding when Brad shot Ash South and he survived. They didn't strike again until 2012, when they took Mason South and his then girlfriend Cassy captive. The two were killed by Ash that same night, seeking revenge for his cousin, as well as himself. Ray had witnessed the murder, but was too afraid to intervene (because he was only brave if people were tied up), and he struggled with depression over the next few months cuz for some reason those turds were apparently worth grieving. His chance for revenge came later that year, when Nikita, Poe, Edward, Buckley (Mason's brother), and Ash himself literally walked into his cabin because they're that entitled. They were rescued by Mason and Cassy, and once freed, Poe brutally attacked Ray while the others ate popcorn in fascination, and left him for dead. Ray, however, was not dead, but he was badly injured, and made the journey down to the mountain, where he collapsed on the way to the hospital. He stayed in the hospital for the rest of the winter, leeching people's tax dollars to save that waste. In early 2014, he ran into Raven Garret, and decided to kidnap her in the same casual approach you'd decide to buy a sandwich. The family followed her footprints right to Ray's shack, and a tense confrontation ensued, ending with Nikita fatally shooting Ray. Sprinter then severed his dick and put it on a stick and used it as her dildo until the unfortunate process of decomp ruined it.



Abigail "Gail" Woods was an old classmate of Nikita's that bullied her in high school over the injustice of her being a foster child, which was actually none of her rich ass business. Nikita later burned down her house in a manic spell, which was basically deserved, but of course Nikita was sent to juvie because Gail prolly gave the judge sexual favors. Oh and the fact the courts are biased asscheeks that favored Gail's rich ass family and not those hideous burden foster children. They ran into each other a few months after graduation and got into a fistfight over some random shit, leading to Gail having a miscarriage (as if the world needed her spawns anyway). The baby's father was some cop whos name I forgot but he was useless and did nothing about the miscarriage so basically he failed at protecting and serving. Gail became consumed with revenge and terrorized and bullied Nikita and her family for several months, until she made the mistake of stabbing Martha and nearly killing her. Ash went into a rage and killed her, and everyone threw her guts around and danced in them while blasting trance music.