BASIC
NAME: Kieran Bartholomew Smallwood
NICKNAME: Kier, Ky, Keery, K
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bisexual
BIRTHDAY: Aug. 22 1965
HEIGHT: 5'9
WEIGHT: 155lbs
BUILD: Skinny but not useless
HAIR: Blonde, curly, long
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Blue
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: Londoner accent
PERSONALITY: Kind, compassionate, sensitive, gentle
STYLE: Idk
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: British
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: English
BIRTHPLACE: Sevenoaks, Kent, England
CURRENT LOCATION: Kensington, London, England
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 9
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Proper and LOL BUSINESS
MANNERISMS: Often runs fingers through hair or plays with strands of it
SCARS: A few faint scars on his back from beatings
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: His parents
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: PTSD
FEARS: Elevators
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Poor with parents, good with siblings
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Strict and abusive
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: A priest molesting him, his Mom being an abusive asscrack
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school, 4 years of business school
PAST JOBS: None
CURRENT JOB: Accountant exec, at BP
FINANCIAL STATUS: Wealthy
LIVING SITUATION: A mansion
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some rich ass fancy car that he treasures just like his son
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Is in a polyamorous relationship with Liliana Smallwood (married) and Jeremy Hudson (note I'm not doing it for the whole bi stereotype LOL THEY HAVE TO BE WITH BOTH TO BE LEGIT, I just wanted to)
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: He met Liliana in 1983, at college, and Jeremy in 2021 at work
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: He started dating Liliana a few months after they met, and Jeremy in Oct. 2022
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): June 2 1985
CHILDREN: Leon Cohen-Valaine, Allison Johnson (born in 1989), James Atkins (born in 1993, given up for adoption)
PARENTS: Eileen and Alfred Smallwood (latter deceased)
SIBLINGS: Marie La Faye (younger), Gavin Smallwood (younger), Peter Smallwood (younger), Ian Smallwood (younger)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Austin Johnson (grandson), Emmeline Smallwood, Martha La Faye-South (neices), Adam Smallwood, Oliver Smallwood, Adam Smallwood (nephews), Brianna La Faye-South (grand neice), Shaun La Faye-South (grand nephew)
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: No
PAST LOVERS: Some random guy he fucked at the office
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 18
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 20 cuz he's the one person that actually waited until marriage
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Strap ons
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Reading, chess
INTERESTS: Charity work
PREFERRED FOOD: Fancy food but occasionally craves junk food that he has to sneak behind his orthorexic wife's back
PREFERRED MUSIC: Girly pop music (highly classified secret), classical
PREFERRED BANDS: Idk
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: British comedy, boring finance and business shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: General fiction, more boring business shit
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Super unhealthy shit (probably from years of brow beating lol)
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Anything obnoxious
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Blue, green, pink (also highly classified)
LIKES: Fancy things, primping himself, expensive cars (but not like leo's muscle geeks), reading, chess, quiet, drinking 1800 cups of tea per day, using his riches to help others, his hair, hoarding hair dye to battle the evil grayness of doom, being drove by a strap on, obsessing over skin cream to get rid of horrid wrinkles of terror, when his wife shows off her self defense skills, humping his hot Italian wife, fussing over his siblings
DISLIKES: Hypocrites, assholes, his parents, his hair or clothes being soiled or imperfect, bratty kids, not getting enough sleep, stingy people, messiness, pets (for the previous reason), aging, being dirty, selfish people, slow traffic, extremely trashy people, when his printer doesn't work, when his wife calls him girly for obsessing over his appearance, cooking, his car being imperfect in any way (like father, like son), when people mess up his hair, conservatives, violence
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, British English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Good
COOKING: Clueless
MECHANICS: Makes the mechanic deal with it
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: Secretly dances to girly pop songs
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None (former Catholic)
POLITICAL POSITION: Left leaning centrist
ABORTION: Responsible pro choice (aka not OH ON DEMAND WITHOUT APOLOGY)
HOMOSEXUALITY: Well now he supports cuz he's bi too lol
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Doesn't really support anymore
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Tends to fuss over his younger siblings a bit. Didn't acknowledge he was bi until he was 56. Is raising Ian since who wants those psychotic parents of theirs to go near him.
BASIC
NAME: Liliana Elena Smallwood (nee Ginetti)
NICKNAME: Lil, Lilly, Lilliput
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Dec. 2 1965
HEIGHT: 5'3
WEIGHT: 130lbs
BUILD: Slim, muscular
HAIR: Black (greying), long, feathered
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Tanned
VOICE/ACCENT: Florentine accent
PERSONALITY: Kind, adventurous, outspoken, a bit flirty (with her husband), motherly
STYLE: Kinda outdoorsy
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Italian
RACE: Idk if Italian is white or Latin lol
ETHNICITY: Italian
BIRTHPLACE: Florence, Tuscany, Italy
CURRENT LOCATION: Kensington, London, England
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 7
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: A little sassy/tough
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: A burn scar on her back, a scar on her vag from some deranged freak putting a bottle in it
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Maaaybe a dash of orthorexia lol
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: Definitely none of those
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Close because you know, Italian lol
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Insane because she had 500 siblings
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Being burned by some random losers she caught doing a crime
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school, 4 years of business school
PAST JOBS: Idk
CURRENT JOB: Stockbroker
FINANCIAL STATUS: Wealthy
LIVING SITUATION: A mansion
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some rich ass fancy car
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Is in a polyamorous relationship with Kieran Smallwood (married) and Jeremy Hudson
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: She met Kieran in 1983, at college, and Jeremy in summer 2022 I think
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: She started dating Kieran a few months after they met, and Jeremy in Oct. 2022
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): June 2 1985
CHILDREN: Leon Cohen-Valaine, Allison Johnson (born in 1989), James Atkins (born in 1993, given up for adoption)
PARENTS: Lorenzo and Caterina Ginetti (deceased)
SIBLINGS: Lucia Rossi (older), Marco Ginetti (older, deceased), Carlo, Vincenzo, Vittorio, Sergio, Alessandro, Lorenzo Jr., and Andrea Ginetti, (younger)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Giovanni Ginetti, Dante Ginetti, Ezio Ginetti (nephews), Austin Johnson (grandson)
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Average
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: Random shit in HS that didn't matter
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 12
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 17
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Working out, cooking
INTERESTS: Health and fitness
PREFERRED FOOD: Italian food (healthy modifications)
PREFERRED MUSIC: Italian opera (leo: tears ears off)
PREFERRED BANDS: Uh I have no fucking clue
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Workout/fitness shit like LOL JILLIAN MICHAELS, some cooking shows
PREFERRED BOOKS: The same, cookbooks, boring housewife shit
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Junk food
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Earth tones
LIKES: Shopping, primping herself, fancy cars, cooking, working out, exercise, obsessing over wellness, humping her husband, sweaters, bragging about her kids and grandson, her family, teasing her husband about being womanly, holistic medicine, showing off her 6 pack, kicking people's asses when they fuck with her or her family, sending her 1500 brothers after people that bother her
DISLIKES: Unhealthy food, fat acceptance propaganda, being inactive, when people bother her husband or kids, people that use religion for bad things, her mother in law, radical pro lifers, sexism, things with chemicals and poisons (aka modern medicine), when people fuck with iconic Italian dishes, when her husband or kids are in any sort of distress, when fat people whine about being fat, people that don't care about their health, being so far away from her family
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Italian
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Good
MECHANICS: None
SEWING: Some
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: Sings okay
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Very good
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Catholic
POLITICAL POSITION: Left leaning centrist
ABORTION: Pro choice but more leaning towards prevention
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Limited supports
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Died in 2005 but came back because accuracy is a waste of time. Knows Tae Qwon Do. Has hairy arms and used to be self conscious about them, but now dgaf.
BASIC
NAME: Jeremy Donald Hudson (formerly Tomlinson)
NICKNAME: Jer
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Gay
BIRTHDAY: July 12 1984
HEIGHT: 5'8
WEIGHT: 160lbs
BUILD: Leanly muscular
HAIR: Dark brown, long, dreads, shaved a bit on the sides
FACIAL HAIR: Beard
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Australian accent, high pitched voice (but not LOL GAY LISP)
PERSONALITY: Kind, sensitive, positive, friendly (but a little mistrusting), daydreamer
STYLE: Idk
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Australian
RACE: Aboriginal
ETHNICITY: I still need to figure out what tribe he's from
BIRTHPLACE: I need to get this too lol
CURRENT LOCATION: Kieran's house
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 11 (feet are a little big for his body lol)
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Fast
POSTURE: Casual
MANNERISMS: Sometimes does repetitive tapping or other gestures
SCARS: Cigarette burns
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: A snake tattoo on his arm
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Used to have an issue with his urethra but got it fixed
MENTAL DISABILITIES: OCD/germaphobia, anxiety
FEARS: Abandonment
OTHER ISSUES: Light sleeper, easily startled, washes/showers frequently (sometimes obsessively), picks at his cuticals or however you spell it, feels "dirty" often due to his parents shaming him for his skin color
VICES: None (used to be addicted to heroin)
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Poor with all of them but especially his parents
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Abusive
TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor due to behavior issues
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Being given up for adoption, his adoptive parents being abusive and later abandoning him
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents until age 15, then in some troubled teen home
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school, 2 years of business school or whatever his job would require (idk lol)
PAST JOBS: Janitor at where Kieran works (how they met)
CURRENT JOB: Travel agent (fascinating!)
FINANCIAL STATUS: Comfortable
LIVING SITUATION: Just some random apartment
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Idk, just a car I guess
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Is in a polyamorous relationship with Kieran and Liliana Smallwood (the latter more of a romantic attraction than sexual)
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: He met Kieran at work in 2021 and then Liliana when they had a threesome later on
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Oct. 2022
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): Well they can't since, you know, polygamy is illegal lol
CHILDREN: None
PARENTS: Unnamed douchebag former adoptive parents, Koen and Rianna Hudson (birth parents)
SIBLINGS: Bradley Tomlinson (adoptive brother), Cecelia Hudson (younger sister)
EXTENDED FAMILY: None
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: No
PAST LOVERS: An abusive jackass that prostituted him, a few other random dudes
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 14
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 16
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Tends to be attracted to people way older than him (mommy/daddy issues)
TURN OFFS: Anything too rough (BDSM type stuff)
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: None
INTERESTS: Astrology, spirituality/new age shit, Aborigine culture, minimalism, indigenous rights
PREFERRED FOOD: Healthy stuff but not as neurotic as his girlfriend
PREFERRED MUSIC: General rock, some 80s/90s stuff
PREFERRED BANDS: Idk
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Isn't much for TV
PREFERRED BOOKS: Stuff relating to his interests like OH YOGA
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Vegemite because not all Australians have to adore it
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Idk
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Purple, blue
LIKES: Meditation, dream study/journaling, lucid dreaming, peace and quiet, helping others, humping Kieran's cock, the C word, holistic medicine, positive affirmations, being clean, daydreaming, cuddling, relaxing, having support, learning about his culture, sleeping, small houses/spaces (pity his lovers have a mansion lol), owls, being spoiled, pampering his partners, swearing, sexual jokes, playing with Liliana's tits
DISLIKES: His ex, his adoptive parents, conservatives, assholes, inequality, racism, his anxiety, anything remotely dirty or gross, being alone, when Kieran or Liliana are distressed in any way, hard exercise, violence, cold weather, being woken up abruptly, too much noise or activity, people judging his spiritual beliefs, being thought of as "uncivilized", consumerism, anything happening without explicit consent, having to go to work to leave his partners
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, British/Australian English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Okay
MECHANICS: Basic shit
SEWING: A little
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Leftist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Well obviously he supports lmao
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Against
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Very much supports
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Is hyperaware of sexual consent for himself and others. Was addicted to heroin from age 18 to age 27. Considers Liliana the exception to his homosexuality. Has been homeless in the past. Sometimes has nightmares from past abuse. Is a very light eater. Once ran away from home as a kid.
BASIC
NAME: Leon Nicolai Cohen-Valaine (nee Smallwood)
NICKNAME: Leo, Lee, Italian Stallion
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Gay
BIRTHDAY: Oct. 21st 1989
HEIGHT: 5'9
WEIGHT: 160lbs
HAIR: Black, medium length, styled
BUILD: Lean
FACIAL HAIR: Goatee
EYES: Dark blue
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Londoner accent
PERSONALITY: Caring, kind, laid back, friendly, good natured, a bit of a party animal
STYLE: Masculine, stylish
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: British
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Half Italian, Half English
BIRTHPLACE: Kensington, London, England
CURRENT LOCATION: With Avrim
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 9
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Slightly effeminate
POSTURE: Mostly normal but can sit/stand in slightly feminine poses
MANNERISMS: Chews toothpicks 24/7, tends to have gentle/effeminate mannerisms
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: Shellfish
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Asthma
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: Birds
OTHER ISSUES: Has trouble with congestion when he sleeps
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good with his mom, poor with his dad
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Fairly normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Losing his mom at age 15, being sent to a conversion camp at 16
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents until his mom died
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Widowed
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school, 4 years of culinary school
PAST JOBS: Random cook jobs
CURRENT JOB: Works at some fancy ass restaurant
FINANCIAL STATUS: Wealthy
LIVING SITUATION: A Mcmansion
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Several epic muscle cars
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Avrim Cohen-Valaine, husband
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: Nov. 2021
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Like a week later lmao
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): May 5 2022
CHILDREN: His cars
PARENTS: Kieran and Liliana Smallwood
SIBLINGS: Allison Johnson (twin), James Atkins (younger brother given up for adoption)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Eileen and Alfred Smallwood (paternal grandparents), Caterina and Lorenzo Ginetti (maternal grandparents, latter deceased), Marie La-Faye (paternal aunt), Gavin Smallwood, Peter Smallwood, Ian Smallwood (paternal uncles), Lucia Rossi (maternal aunt), Carlo, Vincenzo, Vittorio, Alessandro, Lorenzo Jr., Andrea and Marco Ginetti (maternal uncles, latter deceased), Austin Johnson (nephew), Emmeline Smallwood, Oliver Smallwood, Martha La Faye-South, Giovanni Ginetti, Dante Ginetti (cousins), Brianna La Faye-South, Shaun La Faye-South (2nd cousins)
PETS: Avrim's dick
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: No
PAST LOVERS: 68097 random drunk hookups, Thomas Richardson (ex boyfriend)
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 13
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 16
FETISHES: Light BDSM
TURN ONS: Dicks
TURN OFFS: Vaginas
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Cooking, chess
INTERESTS: Culinary shit, cars, mixology, sex
PREFERRED FOOD: British foods, weird fancy food
PREFERRED MUSIC: Electro-industrial, synth pop
PREFERRED BANDS: VNV Nation, Chrom, Covenant, Depeche Mode, Wumpscut
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Cooking shows, car shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: Cookbooks, muscle car magazines
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Junk food
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): White, black, gold
LIKES: Collecting cars, cleaning his cars, ogling his cars, music, sex, cooking, swimming, expensive watches, clothes, drinking, clubbing, fancy clothes, the best quality foods money can buy, shopping, primping his hair, his family, Avrim's family, driving fast, cool weather, dancy/bassy music, gazing at himself in the mirror for unhealthy amounts of time, blowing Avrim's large uncut cock
DISLIKES: Homophobes, assholes/bigots in general, conservatives, religion, the tiniest scratch on any of his cars, his clothes being dirty or wrinkled, children, being judged for his finances, carrying too much money, Avrim being in any sort of distress, boring music, his grandmother, bad quality food, having his cooking criticized by clueless idiots, having a hair out of place, excessive masculinity, hot weather, coming off as snobby due to his wealth, if Avrim even just leaves the room
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English/British English, Italian
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Very good
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Poor (hates kids)
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Excellent swimmer
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None (was raised Catholic)
POLITICAL POSITION: Leftist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Supports
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Once had a strained relationship with his father. Once contemplated suicide as a way to upset his father, but ultimately changed his mind. Was raped by a woman after passing out drunk at a party. Was on the swim team in high school. Once hooked up with Dawson Capriotti. Loses all sexual control when drunk. Was attacked by a flock of pigeons at age 4, leading to his fear of birds.
BASIC
NAME: Avrim Shmuel Cohen-Valaine (Name the same as Avram but spelled different because my dumb ass forgot how it was spelled when I created him)
NICKNAME: Avi, Hawkeye
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Gay
BIRTHDAY: March 10th 2001
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 180lbs
BUILD: Muscular
HAIR: Black, longish, swept/spiked on top
FACIAL HAIR: Stubble
EYES: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Hebrew accent
PERSONALITY: Empathetic, kind, friendly, good natured, sensitive, brave, protective
STYLE: Masculine, Navy/nautical
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Israeli
RACE: Middle Eastern
ETHNICITY: Mizrahi Jew (Persian and Egyptian)
BIRTHPLACE: Bat Galim, Haifa, Israel
CURRENT LOCATION: His own private island
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 9
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Manly
POSTURE: Typical military stoicness
MANNERISMS: Gentle/slightly effeminate, sits in awkward positions like Victor
SCARS: Big scars/grafts all over his body, scar through his eyebrow
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Kidney disease, almost complete deafness (wears hearing aids), missing balls because they got damaged in the accident
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: Storms (ironic since he lives on the sea lol), failing
OTHER ISSUES: Has to take T for his missing balls
VICES: None (used to smoke socially)
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: None
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Unconventional since he lived with a bunch of Navy dudes
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Being hacked up in a propeller, being held captive by terrorist geeks
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived in the Navy yard
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Well married but he wasn't with them so nrig
STATUS
ELEMENT (See main page): Instinct
EDUCATION: High school
PAST JOBS: None
CURRENT JOB: Navy Commander
FINANCIAL STATUS: Poor cuz he just started his job
LIVING SITUATION: A ship
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Walks or takes the bus
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Leo Cohen-Valaine, husband
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: Nov. 2021
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Like a week later lmao
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): May 5 2022
CHILDREN: None
PARENTS: Abraham and Yael Valaine, Tsvi Cohen (childhood legal guardian)
SIBLINGS: Victor Valaine (twin), Ari Valaine (older half brother), Romi and Roni Valaine (younger sisters), Ruben Cohen (adoptive younger brother)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Elijah Valaine (uncle), Channah Valaine (aunt), Chaim, Boaz and Chanan Valaine (cousins)
PETS: Some random rat he found on the ship, a trio of house sparrows
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: No
PAST LOVERS: None
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 20
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 20
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Leo's butt cheeks
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Sailing, walking the beach, playing cards/poker, swimming
INTERESTS: Navy/military stuff, vegan/animal activism, pirates
PREFERRED FOOD: Vegan meat/seafood
PREFERRED MUSIC: Indie, folk, other boring stuff that enrages Ari
PREFERRED BANDS: Idk
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Pirate or sea related shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: The same but isn't much of a reader
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Animal products
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Blue
LIKES: The sea, blowing up Hamas geeks, sailing, animals, swimming, ships, pirates, swallowing every luscious inch of his boyfriends erection, his family, cuddling, making his Dads proud, warm weather, ships/boats, climbing things, obstacle courses/parkour, working out, Leo's family, sleeping, the beach, beating people that threaten Victor, being a twin, texting Leo every 5 seconds, warm weather, yelling at dumb teenybopper recruits and calling them names, coddling his baby brother
DISLIKES: His scars, his lack of balls, animal abuse, storms, cold weather, snow, terrorists, Palestinians, being away from the sea too long, seeing anyone suffer, anyone harming his twin or Leo in any way, the dumb Navy recruits he has to train, Tsvi's parents and ex wife, when Leo emits the tiniest cry about anything, being away from Leo more than a nanosecond, revealing his scars to most people, dealing with propellers, failing at his job
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Hebrew
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Okay, is learning more from Leo
MECHANICS: Good with ships but not cars
SEWING: Basic
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: Sings poorly
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Very good
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Jewish (hiloni)
POLITICAL POSITION: Right leaning centrist
ABORTION: Doesn't care
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Neutral
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Supports but not LOL TRY TO COME TAKE IT BITCH
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports in SOME cases
OTHER: Is poor at math like his twin. Played soccer in school as a child. Had a propeller accident at age 7 and has severe scarring all over his body. Is involved in Sea Shepherd activism.
James Ryan Atkins is Kieran and Liliana's youngest son, born on Oct. 7 1993. He was born slightly prematurely after Liliana got in a car accident while pregnant, and he sustained a severe TBI, leaving him with many disabilities. Due to this, Kieran and Liliana decided to give him up for adoption, though they remain in contact. James is wheelchair bound and diaper dependent, and has the mental capacity of a toddler. He loves stuffed animals and meeting new people, generally considering someone a friend after meeting them only once.
BASIC
NAME: Andrea Rocco Ginetti
NICKNAME: Dray
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Aug. 2 1974
HEIGHT: 5'7
WEIGHT: 160lbs
HAIR: Black (graying), wavy (styled), medium length
BUILD: Normally muscular
FACIAL HAIR: Beard (idk the style name)
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Florentine accent
PERSONALITY: Kind, friendly, adventurous, fatherly
STYLE: Idk
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Italian
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Italian
BIRTHPLACE: Florence, Italy
CURRENT LOCATION: Milan, Italy
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 8
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Confident
POSTURE: Kinda cocky/badass even if he isn't
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: None unless I forgot
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Arthritis in his arm from past injury
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: Heights/flying
OTHER ISSUES: Low sperm count (idk lol)
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Insane with 3583059 siblings
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school
PAST JOBS: Prolly OH GARAGE
CURRENT JOB: He builds race cars, and sometimes does stunt acting
FINANCIAL STATUS: Comfortable
LIVING SITUATION: Some ritzy apartment
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some badass car yo
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None
CHILDREN: Giovanni Ginetti (born in 2004), unnamed stillborn
PARENTS: Caterina and Lorenzo Ginetti (latter deceased)
SIBLINGS: Carlo Ginetti (younger), Marco Ginetti (deceased), Liliana Smallwood, Lucia Rossi, Lorenzo Ginetti Jr, Alessandro Ginetti, Vincenzo Ginetti, Vittorio Ginetti (all older)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Leon Smallwood, James Atkins, Dante Ginetti (nephews), Allison Smallwood (neice)
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: No
PAST LOVERS: Juliana Ginetti, ex wife (died in car accident in 2012), other random gay that don't matter
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 15
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 16 and he got an STD cuz she was a skank
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Racing, monster trucks
INTERESTS: Cars, badass/daredevil stuff
PREFERRED FOOD: Italian of course lol
PREFERRED MUSIC: Rock
PREFERRED BANDS: Random italian shit I have no clue about
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: All that men and car shit, yawn
PREFERRED BOOKS: The same and OH COOKING SHIT
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Italian food that someone has altered
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black, orange, red
LIKES: Cars, his family, racing, watching races, daredevil shit, watching other people do daredevil shit, cooking, spending time with his son, fire, speeding, being with his family 24/7
DISLIKES: People who alter Italian food, transphobes (namely ones that interact with his son), his wife being dead, boring ugly cars, anyone bothering his siblings, drunks, people saying he needs
to get over his wife, excessive religion
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Italian
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Good
MECHANICS: Very good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Good
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None (formerly Catholic)
POLITICAL POSITION: Leftist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Supports but only did it rarely
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Well idk if Italians care about that so rgoni
GUNS: Neutral
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Was in a plane crash as a teenager.
BASIC
NAME: Carlo Luca Ginetti
NICKNAME: None
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Feb. 20 1976
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 155lbs
BUILD: A bit slight but not useless (yes I drew his arms too muscular in the pic)
HAIR: Black (dyed to cover evil gray), shortish, straight
FACIAL HAIR: Stubble
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Florentine accent, quiet
PERSONALITY: Shy, sensitive, naive/trusting, child-like, timid
STYLE: Idk
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Italian
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Italian
BIRTHPLACE: Florence, Italy
CURRENT LOCATION: Kieran's house so his big sister can coddle him
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 9
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Shy/reserved
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Epilepsy
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Learning disabilities (general cognitive stuff), mentally younger than his age
FEARS: Is generally a bit timid but nothing specific
OTHER ISSUES: Extremely trusting (has a hard time predicting bad in others), poor coordination
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good (is especially close to Liliana)
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Good
TYPE OF STUDENT: Okay but needed a lot of assistance
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Getting meningitis and almost dying at age 2
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his family
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school
PAST JOBS: Idk
CURRENT JOB: Landscaper or whatever you call it
FINANCIAL STATUS: Wealthy (from family not his job)
LIVING SITUATION: With his sister because he's not capable of living independently
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: None cuz he doesn't drive
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Cecelia Hudson, girlfriend
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: Cuz she's the sister of his sister's BF
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Like 2 days ago lol
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): None
CHILDREN: Dante Ginetti (adopted son)
PARENTS: Caterina and Lorenzo Ginetti (latter deceased)
SIBLINGS: Liliana Smallwood, Lucia Rossi, Marco Ginetti (deceased), Vincenzo, Vittorio, Andrea, Alessandro, Lorenzo Jr. and Sergio Ginetti (all older)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Giovanni Ginetti, Leon Cohen-Valaine, James Atkins (nephews), Allison Johnson (neice), Austin Johnson (grand nephew)
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: No
PAST LOVERS: Nothing particularly special
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 16 because he was that shy
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 19
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Video games
INTERESTS: None
PREFERRED FOOD: Italian food (in large amounts)
PREFERRED MUSIC: Eurodance/electronic
PREFERRED BANDS: Aphex twin, Eiffel 65, Daft Punk, E type
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Prolly boring men/car shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: Isn't much for reading
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Bastardized abominations of Italian food
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Boring music
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black, blue
LIKES: Kids, babies, hiding under small spaces, dancing, eating, his family, babysitting, helping others, large family gatherings, dance music, staying close to home, women, cool cars, playing games, sucking his thumb if no one is nearby to see it, attacking people who hurt his sister (the only time he's brave), coddling his son
DISLIKES: Confrontation, being alone, being insecure about his English skills, being yelled at, being single, child abuse, being caught singing or dancing, crowds (minus his automatic crowd of a family), being far away from his family, when Liliana babies him too much, insanely religious people, Marco being gone, the hideous opera Liliana listens to, his gray hairs, his brother Lorenzo, having to put his son down for 5 seconds
SKILLS
IQ: A little low but not OH WHATS ICE CREAM
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Italian (tends to forget English rules and makes mistakes)
LANGUAGE/WRITING: A little troubled
COOKING: Useless
MECHANICS: None
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Good
INTRAPERSONAL: Not the best since he's shy
SINGING/DANCING: Good but too embarassed to do it near anyone
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Not very good (poor coordination)
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Catholic but doesn't really practice it
POLITICAL POSITION: Moderate left
ABORTION: Pro choice (but still finds it sad)
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Against
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Neutral
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Hides in small spaces when frightened. Sucks his thumb for comfort (secretly). Can have a snap temper (usually only when defending his sister).
BASIC
NAME: Cecelia Sharon Hudson
NICKNAME: Lia
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: May 20 1992
HEIGHT: 5'3
WEIGHT: 200lbs
BUILD: Fat but not LOL MY 600LB LIFE
HAIR: Dark brown, long, straight
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Idk
PERSONALITY: Caring, friendly, social, a little sassy
STYLE: Beachy or whatever you'd call it
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Australian
RACE: Indigenous
ETHNICITY: Aboriginal
BIRTHPLACE: I haven't made it up yet
CURRENT LOCATION: I need to look for
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 8
WALK STYLE: Normal
SCARS: Some stab/slash scars from some scumbag years ago
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: She has a tattoo but i haven't drawn it yet so idk what it is
ALLERGIES: Flowers/pollen
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: PCOS
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: Infertility, irregular periods
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None (yet :3)
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married (so basic lol)
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school
PAST JOBS: Idk
CURRENT JOB: Well idk "professional surfer" is a job but noi
FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class
LIVING SITUATION: A random apartment
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Just some boring average car
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Carlo Ginetti, boyfriend
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: Cuz she's the sister of his sister's BF
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Like 2 days ago lol
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): None
CHILDREN: None but had a miscarriage years ago
PARENTS: Rianna and Koen Hudson
SIBLINGS: Jeremy Hudson (older)
EXTENDED FAMILY: None
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Large
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: Random dudes but nothing special
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 15
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 17
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Frotting (or whatever its called if a straight couple does it)
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Surfing, some building/carpentry, crafts
INTERESTS: None
PREFERRED FOOD: Hearty stuff (meat, etc)
PREFERRED MUSIC: General pop and shit
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Reality (carlo: ftlog)
PREFERRED BOOKS: Girly magazines
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: None
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Blue
LIKES: The ocean, the beach, surfing, eating, shopping, jewelry, warm weather, revealing clothes, chocolate, cuddling, telling off assholes, being barefoot, being with Carlo
DISLIKES: Most men, being told to cover up, fat shamers, her body (some days), cold/shitty weather, her scars, not being able to have kids, when clothes she wants don't fit, misogynists, her large boobs
SKILLS
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Good
MECHANICS: Basic
SEWING: Good
PARENTING/NURTURING: Good
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: Does both well
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: Random shit
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Well she's a surfer so blobbt
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Leftist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Neutral
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Neutral
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Was raped in 2021 by some random asshole (cuz every char must have this hazing ritual yo). Went through a period of depression as a teenager. Was bullied in high school over her weight and developed eating disorder behaviors.