BASIC
NAME: Harrison Douglas Johnson
NICKNAME: Harry
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight (low sex drive)
BIRTHDAY: Dec. 26th 1982
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 170lbs
HAIR: Blonde, medium length, messy
FACIAL HAIR: Heavy stubble
BUILD: Leanly muscular
EYES: Blue
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: New Englander accent
PERSONALITY: Kind (but tries to deny it), irritable, outspoken, opinionated, a bit soft hearted
STYLE: Country boy/casual
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Various European races (too lazy to find his Dad's profile lol)
BIRTHPLACE: Nashua NH
CURRENT LOCATION: Rye, NH
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Casual
MANNERISMS: Scratches head often
SCARS: Large burn scar down his entire arm
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Huge tribal tattoo to cover the burn scar
ALLERGIES: Horses, 99% of summer and spring plants
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Acid reflux disease, hemophilia
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: Fire
OTHER ISSUES: Snores, bruises easily, occasional stomach ulcers, mild heart damage from chemo
VICES: None (used to smoke)
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Sexual abuse by a babysitter, being burned at age 9
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his dad and adoptive mother
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Widowed I guess since his mom died
STATUS
ELEMENT (See main page): Nightmare
EDUCATION: High school, 4 years of culinary school
PAST JOBS: Line cook, head chef at fancy restaurant with a name that's too long for my lazy ass to type even if this is way longer
CURRENT JOB: Owner of a restaurant that I haven't thought of a name for yet even if it's existed for years
FINANCIAL STATUS: Wealthy
LIVING SITUATION: A beachfront Mcmansion
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: An SUV
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Allison Johnson, wife
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: March 2017 when he got drunk and they fucked in his car
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: April 2017
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): July 4th 2018
CHILDREN: Taylor Johnson (born in 2004), Marlowe Johnson (born in 2016), Austin Johnson (born in 2017)
PARENTS: Warren Johnson Senior (birth father), Wilhemina Johnson (birth mother, deceased), Sadie Johnson (adoptive mother)
SIBLINGS: Grace Warren (older half sister), Sharon Guilbalt (older half sister), Warren Johnson Junior (younger half brother), Dakota Johnson (adoptive younger sister), Kody Johnson (adoptive younger brother)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Joseph and Mayella Johnson (paternal grandparents, deceased), Judy Schubert (aunt), Morgan Johnson, Jessica Johnson (nieces), Hunter and Parker Johnson (nephews), 5 unnamed nieces/nephews from his sisters, Dawson Capriotti, Trenton Schubert, Katrina Lucas (cousins), Anthony Lucas, Zeena Lucas, Denver Schubert, Jillian Capriotti (2nd cousins), Andrea Johnson (granddaughter deceased)
PETS: Fish
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Above average
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: A girl in HS named Rebecca he dated like a year, Catherine Johnson (ex wife), a chick named Sara he dated like 5 seconds
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 12
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 16
FETISHES: When women wear his clothes
TURN ONS: When women don't want sex
TURN OFFS: When he has to have sex
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Cooking, 4 wheeling, fishing, urbex, swimming, boating
INTERESTS: Antique things, anything nautical/beach related, annoying Warren
PREFERRED FOOD: Seafood
PREFERRED MUSIC: Classic rock, country
PREFERRED BANDS: None
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Cooking shows
PREFERRED BOOKS: Cookbooks
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Tofu
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Rap
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Chick flicks
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Blue
LIKES: Cooking, learning recipes, antiques, looking at abandoned places, being outside, fishing, hanging his catches in Warren's face to annoy him, women wearing men clothes, hot weather, kids, starting fights with people that piss him off, the ocean, mocking Warren, yelling at morons while driving, swimming, hanging out in his lighthouse
DISLIKES: Bleeding hearts, criminals, cleaning, shaving, snow, cold, idiots, crowds, repetitive noise, Warren's peace and love lectures, abuse, cats, when his fish gets away, bratty children, waiting more than 2.5 seconds, when people bug him about forgiveness, if Allison wants sex too often, excessive hippie shit (too bad he's surrounded by them lol), rap music, bad quality food, the annoying whiny employee at his work
SKILLS
IQ: Above average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Good
COOKING: Very good
MECHANICS: Horrendous lol
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Poor
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Christian (mostly non observant)
POLITICAL POSITION: Center right
ABORTION: Pro life but has some exceptions
HOMOSEXUALITY: Neutral
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Supports
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Supports
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Neutral
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports
OTHER: Can cry easily. Had lung cancer in 2017, which came back as a tumor in 2018. Had COVID-19 in 2020. Attempted suicide in 2007 after his wife and son died. Had braces in middle school. Nearly died after being circumcised due to his hemophilia.
BASIC
NAME: Allison Rachelle Johnson
NICKNAME: Alli
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Oct. 21st 1989
HEIGHT: 5'5
WEIGHT: 120lbs
HAIR: Strawberry blonde, long, wavy
BUILD: Slim
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Dark blue
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Londoner accent
PERSONALITY: Caring, nurturing, introverted, quiet
STYLE: Elegant, feminine
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: British
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Half Italian, half English
BIRTHPLACE: Kensington, London, England
CURRENT LOCATION: Rye, NH
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 7
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Feminine/elegant
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: A surgery scar on her back, several on her gut from c section and hysterectomy
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Endometriosis
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: Surgery (since the attack)
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Sexual abuse by a priest, her mom dying at age 15, the London bombing
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents until her mother's death
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Widowed I guess since her mom died
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school, 4 years of nursing
PAST JOBS: None
CURRENT JOB: Nurse
FINANCIAL STATUS: Wealthy
LIVING SITUATION: A beachfront Mcmansion
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some rich ass car
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Harrison Johnson, husband
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: March 2017 when he got drunk and they fucked in his car
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: April 2017
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): July 4th 2018
CHILDREN: Austin Johnson (born in 2017)
PARENTS: Kieran and Liliana Smallwood
SIBLINGS: Leon Cohen-Valaine (twin), James Atkins (younger brother given up for adoption)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Eileen and Alfred Smallwood (paternal grandparents, latter deceased), Lorenzo and Caterina Ginetti (maternal grandparents, former deceased), Marie La-Faye (paternal aunt), Gavin Smallwood, Peter Smallwood, Ian Smallwood (paternal uncles), Carlo, Vincenzo, Vittorio, Andrea, Sergio and Marco Ginetti (maternal uncles, latter deceased), Lucia Rossi (maternal aunt), Martha La Faye-South, Emmeline Smallwood, Dante Ginetti, Giovanni Ginetti (deceased), Oliver Smallwood, Adam Smallwood (cousins), Brianna La Faye-South, Shaun La Faye-South (2nd cousin)
PETS: A cat, Llamas, several horses
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Small
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: A random asscrack that raped her
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 14
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 20 something
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Horseback riding, horse jumping, making clothes with her Llama's hair
INTERESTS: None
PREFERRED FOOD: Eats most anything
PREFERRED MUSIC: British stuff she grew up with
PREFERRED BANDS: Joy Division, The Smiths, Oasis, The Beatles
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Greys Anatomy
PREFERRED BOOKS: Equestrian shit
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Harry's dick
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Blue, white
LIKES: Animals, clothes, helping others, horses, children, fancy clothes and shoes, her job, making clothes, primping herself, shopping, making fun of Leo, perfume
DISLIKES: Harry's excessive bitching, abuse, having sex with the lights on, cigarettes, being dirty, churches, Leo being in any sort of distress, body odor
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English/British English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Good
MECHANICS: None
SEWING: A bit
PARENTING/NURTURING: Good
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good (used to play tennis)
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Catholic but doesn't really practice it
POLITICAL POSITION: Centrist
ABORTION: Mostly pro life
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Neutral
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Has a supernatural bond with her twin.
BASIC
NAME: Taylor Clyde Johnson
NICKNAME: Tay
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: March 20th 2004
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 165lbs
BUILD: Muscular
HAIR: Dirty blonde/light brown, short, spiked on top
FACIAL HAIR: Some stubble
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: New Englander accent
PERSONALITY: A typical obnoxious teenage boy, but is caring at heart (aka he'll outgrow it)
STYLE: Normal guy
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Lazy
BIRTHPLACE: Wildrose, Texas
CURRENT LOCATION: Rye, NH
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Cocky teenage boy
POSTURE: The same
MANNERISMS: Sits all slouchy and casual like most teenagers cuz I'm immune to back pain yo
SCARS: Scar across his stomach from car accident
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: I forgot if he has any
ALLERGIES: Turkey
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: None, but used to fear riding in cars as a child
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: None (used to smoke)
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Was forced to sleep with 9385 women at a party, was forced to rim some random guy at school, died at age 3 (returned a few years later)
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lives with his dad and stepmom
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married until he was 13 and then divorced
STATUS
EDUCATION: Still in school, 12th grade
PAST JOBS: Worked at an apple orchard like 2 days and then got fired because he threatened some guy with a knife
CURRENT JOB: None
FINANCIAL STATUS: Wealthy
LIVING SITUATION: A beachfront Mcmansion
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: None because he totaled his car
FAMILY
CHILDREN: Andrea Johnson (born in 2018, deceased)
PARENTS: Harrison and Catherine Johnson, Allison Johnson (stepmother)
SIBLINGS: Austin Johnson (younger half brother), Marlowe Johnson (younger)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Joseph and Mayella Johnson (paternal grandparents, deceased), Debra and Hugh Wilson (maternal grandparents), Judy Schubert (great aunt), Warren Johnson Senior (paternal grandfather), Eric Wilson, Warren Johnson Junior (uncles), Grace Warren, Sharon Guilbalt (aunts), Timothy Wilson, Shelby Wilson, Deena Wilson (deceased), Morgan Johnson, Hunter and Parker Johnson, Jessica Johnson (cousins), 5 unnamed cousins from his aunts, Dawson Capriotti, Trenton Schubert, Katrina Lucas (2nd cousins), Anthony Lucas, Zeena Lucas, Denver Schubert, Jillian Capriotti (3rd cousins)
PETS: Homing pigeons
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Above average
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: 95396 random chicks, briefly "dated" Jessica Johnson in 5th grade
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 12
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 12
FETISHES: Massive obesity
TURN ONS: Fat rolls
TURN OFFS: Skinny women
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Biking, baseball, 4 wheeling, fishing, hunting, video games
INTERESTS: Survivalism, sex
PREFERRED FOOD: Everything (namely meat)
PREFERRED MUSIC: Rap, hip hop
PREFERRED BANDS: Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Violent shooting shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: Cookbooks
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Tofu
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Old people shit
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Chick flicks
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Green, brown, tan
LIKES: Sex, fat chicks, jerking off, video games, sports, baseball, being outside, riding his bike, guns, exercise, porn, testing his survival skills, being a Dad MOST of the time
DISLIKES: His parents being divorced, skinny chicks, school, reading, cleaning his room, being bossed around, Victor, Jessica's attitude towards him, his baby mama
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: None
MECHANICS: A bit
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Okay
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Very good
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Mostly conservative
ABORTION: Doesn't care
HOMOSEXUALITY: Neutral
FEMINISM: Not really against but finds it annoying
SPANKING: Supports
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Supports
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Supports
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports
OTHER: Used to be in the Boy Scouts.
BASIC
NAME: Marlowe Louise Johnson
NICKNAME: None
GENDER: Female
BIRTHDAY: June 29 2016
HAIR: Blonde, straight, bob
EYES: Blue
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: New Englander accent
PERSONALITY: Sweet, friendly, naive
STYLE: Idk
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Lazy
BIRTHPLACE: Hampton, NH
CURRENT LOCATION: Rye, NH
BODY
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Normal
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Down Syndrome (except I prolly didn't draw it worth ass), heart problems
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Learning/speech delays, trouble controlling her anger
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: Overly friendly with strangers, problems remembering directions, poor sense of danger
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor, needs tutoring
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Was kidnapped by some random guy in like 2018 or something
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lives with her dad and stepmom
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Divorced
FAMILY
PARENTS: Harrison Johnson, Catherine Johnson, Allison Johnson (stepmother)
SIBLINGS: Taylor Johnson (older brother), Austin Johnson (younger half brother)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Joseph and Mayella Johnson (paternal grandparents, deceased), Deborah and High Wilson (maternal grandparents), Warren Johnson Senior (paternal grandfather), Judy Schubert (maternal great aunt), Eric Wilson, Warren Johnson Junior (uncles), Grace Warren, Sharon Guilbalt (aunts), Morgan, Hunter, Parker and Jessica Johnson, Timothy and Shelby Wilson (cousins), 5 unnamed cousins from her aunts, Dawson Capriotti, Trenton Schubert, Katrina Lucas (2nd cousins), Anthony Lucas, Zeena Lucas, Denver Schubert, Jillian Capriotti (3rd cousins)
PETS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: None
INTERESTS: Fashion, modeling
PREFERRED FOOD: Is a picky eater so idk
PREFERRED MUSIC: None
PREFERRED BANDS: None
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Girly princess shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: The same but she can't read very well yet
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Idk
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Pink
LIKES: Clothes, makeup, shopping, selfies, hugging people, cuddling, touching shit she's not supposed to, dolls
DISLIKES: When she doesn't understand things, when people don't like her because of her disability, the R word, soiling her clothes or shoes
OTHER: None.
BASIC
NAME: Austin Warren Johnson
NICKNAME: None
GENDER: Male
BIRTHDAY: June 19 2017
HAIR: Golden blonde, curly
EYES: Blue
SKIN TONE: Slightly tanned
VOICE/ACCENT: New Englander accent
PERSONALITY: Strong willed, defiant, bratty
STYLE: Kinda nautical
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Lazy
BIRTHPLACE: Rye, NH
CURRENT LOCATION: The same
BODY
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Defiant brat
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Um he's 4
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Addison's disease, hemophilia
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None but I'm sure there's something I forgot
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lives with his parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
FAMILY
PARENTS: Harrison and Allison Johnson
SIBLINGS: Taylor Johnson (older half brother), Marlowe Johnson (older half sister)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Eileen and Alfred Smallwood (maternal great grandparents, latter deceased), Caterina and Lorenzo Ginetti (maternal great grandparents, latter deceased), Joseph and Mayella Johnson (paternal great grandparents, deceased), Kieran and Liliana Smallwood (maternal grandparents), Warren Johnson (paternal grandfather), Judy Schubert (paternal great aunt), Peter Smallwood, Gavin Smallwood, Carlo, Vincenzo, Vittorio, Marco (deceased), Andrea and Sergio Ginetti (maternal great uncles), Lucia Rossi (maternal great aut), Warren Johnson Senior (paternal grandfather), Leon Cohen-Valaine, Warren Johnson Junior (uncles), Grace Warren, Sharon Guilbalt (aunts), Morgan, Hunter, Parker and Jessica Johnson (cousins), 5 unnamed cousins from his aunts, Dawson Capriotti, Trenton Schubert, Katrina Lucas, Oliver Smallwood, Emmeline Smallwood, Adam Smallwood, Dante Ginetti, Giovanni Ginetti (deceased) (2nd cousins), Anthony Lucas, Zeena Lucas, Denver Schubert, Jillian Capriotti (3rd cousins)
PETS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: None
INTERESTS: Being a brat, nautical shit, sea creatures
PREFERRED FOOD: Seafood
PREFERRED MUSIC: None
PREFERRED BANDS: None
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Stuff about sea creatures
PREFERRED BOOKS: The same
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Warren's vegan garbage
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Blue
LIKES: Getting his way, being outside, the sea, things that "go", his uncles, sea animals, getting wet or dirty, tantruming, throwing things, hanging out with his grandpa
DISLIKES: Not getting his way, being told what to do, when uncle Lee doesn't want to hang out, going to bed, vegetables
OTHER: None.
Andrea Mila Johnson is Taylor's daughter, born in 2018. She was born a healthy, normal child, but at a few months old, she was shaken by her mother's new boyfriend, which is why it's not a good idea to leave a guy you just met with your child. She now suffers from shaken baby syndrome, and has severe issues with learning, motor skills, and swallowing (requiring a feeding tube). She has recently had surgery to fit a plate in her skull to improve stability, and she is now learning to walk, but she still has a myriad of issues and likely will for the rest of her life.